Archive for the ‘Fashion Police’ Category

#1 On My Fashion Hate List Today

In Eyesore, Fashion Police on March 9, 2008 at 1:24 pm

I’ve made fun of quite a number of fashion mistakes.  And that, according to some fashion people (who hope to be called ‘fashionistas’) is a very sinful act, because what you make fun of today might be the thing you wear proudly tomorrow.  I never cared and still not caring.  Especially when I saw a bunch of pre-teen girls in Citos a couple of weeks ago channeling Jessica Simpson.



A perfect accessory for this buzzing trend, I imagine, would be an arm-candy who looks somewhat like this:

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Indonesian Fashion VS Multiply

In Fashion Police, Girl Talk, Me Likey, Window Shopping on September 18, 2007 at 6:48 pm

I’ve never really liked Multiply.

Why?  Because it’s way too standarized, you can’t do much stuff with it… and it’s just such a hassle to login first before you can interact with the site owners.  I do have a Multiply account which I rarely use.  In fact, on my Multiply mainpage, it says ‘Nothing To Read Here’ and there are links to both my Indonesian and English blogs.  Okay okay I am sure Multiply has very good features, but we all have preferences.  And I prefer not to have an active MP site.  This isn’t a hate-post about MP, anyway.  So don’t burn in anger, MP fans.  Just read on.

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Go To Another Direction, Girl

In Celebrity Talk, Entertainment, Fashion Police, Image Post on August 16, 2007 at 10:40 pm

I love her songs, I love her voice.  The music reminded me to classic Cher, the look also reminded me to Cher pre-‘Believe’ era.   Don’t mind the attitude, because if I were her, I’d probably be worse -sans the drugs-.  Don’t mind the tattoos because while on others they’d look mighty trashy, on her they look okay.  There is only one thing I hate about Amy Winehouse…


Winehouse or Beehive?

She might not want to go to rehab and she says ‘No… No… NO!’

I say, it’s okay Ms. Winehouse.  You should go to a beauty salon instead.

Move To Knockoffs, Grandma

In Fashion Police, Giggle To This! on August 16, 2007 at 2:44 am
clipped from www.dailymail.co.uk

Shopaholic stole �150,000 from bosses and blew it on designer labels

A secretary has been jailed for stealing �150,000 from her bosses and blowing it on hundreds of designer handbags, clothes and shoes.

Carolyn Langmead, described as “obsessed” with shopping, wept as she was sentenced to three years for writing hundreds of cheques to herself.
She spent the cash on filling her wardrobe with leading labels such as Louis Vuitton, Prada and Gucci.

  blog it

And I suddenly feel very thankful that despite my ongoing passion for designer labels, I never once thought of stealing to get my hands on those yummy fashion items.This old woman is not mentally ill like the news stated.

She just doesn’t know where Mangga Dua is.

Worst Dressed?

In Celebrity Talk, Entertainment, Fashion Police, Image Post, Silly Posts on July 10, 2007 at 2:22 am

I’ve always been a fan of Mr. Blackwell‘s 10 Worst Dressed Women lists over the years. I even envied him for gaining such attention by doing the thing I love most:

Bitching about other people’s dresses.

I thought it was the BEST job in the world. It’s like waking up every morning, having breakfast at the nearest cafe, scanning the surroundings and noting down fashion mistakes. On to lunch at some posh restaurant, sitting in your reserved corner, enjoying your salad while -again- noting down fashion faux-pas. And then going to a high-tea thingie, pretending to be interested to some rich wife’s tale about how her poodle got dyed blue, going to the men’s room to jot the fashion mistakes… and off to a cocktail party and do exactly the same, and emailing your thoughts of the day to a well known fashion magazine to have them printed for the next edition. And at the end of the year, the lists will be compiled into one conscised small list that’s released worldwide. Ah heaven.

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Oh What A Headline! :D

In Fashion Police, Giggle To This!, Miund's News, My Onion Addiction on June 23, 2007 at 1:27 am


The Onion

Chanel Develops Durable, Low-Cost Perfume For Third World


Stop Me. Stop Me Now.

In Celebrity Talk, Entertainment, Fashion Police, Image Post on June 15, 2007 at 12:58 am

It’s so freaky how I couldn’t seem to stop myself from commenting stuff around me and stuff I see on the magic box called ‘television’. Hm. Maybe that’s why I have not one but TWO blogs, one in English and one in Bahasa Indonesia. Oh well. Seems like nobody have gotten the finger cuffs I once requested, so here I am, typing my thoughts about Ms. Hilton.

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Fashion Questions

In Fashion Police, Me Likey, Questions, Randomness on May 13, 2007 at 3:10 pm

Tagging myself from her blog.  Yeah Cha, I’m a fashion whore, what can I say?  HAHA!

Definition of your fashion style
I let people define it for me because if it’s rather indulgent to describe it myself.

Your favorite fashion items
Little black dresses.  Can’t have enough of them.

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Eyesore Tonight

In Eyesore, Fashion Police, Image Post, Reviews, Silly Posts on May 11, 2007 at 1:48 am

And when I thought the world is beginning to wake-up and finally smell the moth balls from the seventies… a new trend begins and it’s nowhere near good.

Behold, the cheaply-imitated, confusingly-created and mind-blowingly-disturbing… “VICTORIAN-INSPIRED” top.

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Mullet Talk

In Fashion Police, Image Post, Sarcasm, Silly Posts on April 25, 2007 at 2:43 pm

My friends say I’m obsessed with people with mullets. I, hereby, state that I am not obsessed (to have one). After years of observations, I just couldn’t get the logic of leaving just a strand of hair at the back of your head after you get a haircut. To me, it’s like leaving a strip of your bacon after finishing the whole big breakfast hoopla. Why?

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