Okay before I write anything, I’m just gonna pretend to ignore Simon Cowell’s wink to Ryan Seacrest. Hang on, let me get myself together.
Just a little bit more…
Okay. I’ve found my peace, and no, Cowell’s not Seacrest’s love interest. No.
Right. Phew. Been reading too much Idol blogs that are saying that they are flirting. NO. Okay, cool it.
Michael Johns, can’t say much. Simon might not be too crazy about him tonight, but to me he’s still GORGEOUS.
Jason Castro. You know, whatever he sang, whatever Randy said… I still want to keep him in my room, in a corner to sing me lullabies every night. Really, no sexual attraction there, but he’s as cute as a bunny. A guitar-strumming bunny, that is.
If Luke Menard wants to be Freddie Mercury, he might as well be dead. How dare!
Earth to Robbie Carico: Take That has an opening. And since you have the same first name as that other dude, why doncha shave off those beards, cut that ugly hair and… you know… just BE?
I could’ve sworn Danny Noriega looked almost too pretty to be a punk rock singer. Seriously, this kid should be offered a part in Ugly Betty as Justin’s boyfriend or something.
David Hernandez was surprisingly great tonight. But I can’t help to think that he might be possessed by some huge black lady when he sings um, maybe Aretha, and that’s why I love him tonight. Wonder what Enrique Iglesias would think.
Okay, this is like a trip down memory lane. I could just see myself back in high school, enjoying Long Train Running on some café in Kemang, downing a pitcher of beer along with my buddies and hoping that the café singer will throw that flirty smile once again at me because his face and voice were really gorgeous. The difference is I’m now sitting in my room alone, smoking and hating Jason Yeager’s smile and voice and going “What is this dude still doing there?”.
Chickezie took the comments on that hideous orange suit really seriously, apparently, although he said he loved that suit (maybe he’s dating the fashion stylist or something). Well tonight he looked like he just got back from the mall, didn’t have the time to change into a costume and just went onstage. Thankfully he doesn’t sound as bad as last week.
Watch out Michael Johns, because here comes David Cook. I like his stage act and that guitar pick throwing thing. And yeah he needed women’s vote, not Simon’s “opinions” that had nothing to do with the singing. Sorry, Cowell, I might love you but this time I’d go with Cook. It’s kinda refreshing to see a ‘manly’ comeback for a change.
Hey who knew Archuletta once sang before Kelly Clarkson in a hotel lobby? That’s some clip. Great job producers! His rendition of “Imagine” is quite a bit over the top probably though, but he’s still melting the hearts of housewives and boy-crazy pre-teens everywhere. So he’s safe to the finals, methinks. By the way, what’s with Paula’s sicko comment opening? She wanted to SQUISH his head? Man. Loony.
Top 3: Archuletta, Hernandez, Cook
Yellow Light: Johns, Castro, Chickezie
Outtie: Yeager & Menard